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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 13:26

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why did Donald Trump look so old during the debate?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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